There was an old carpenter who married a young woman namied Allison. They lived together in their house with the young handsome scholar Nicholos.
There was a priest named Absalom who was very attracted to Allison. He would give her gifts and visit her very often.
One day Allison and Nicholos began to get intimate, they wanted to sleep together but they knew they couldn't do it right now, so they devised a plan.
Nicholos hid in his tower for days, and when the Carpenter came to check on him , he told him of a great flood and that God had chosen them to survive it. He told the Carpenter he needed to go to London to buy food, rope and an axe to get them down from the roof where they would sleep in hanging troughs. The carpenter left as soon as he could.
While the Carpenter hung above the room, Nicholos and Allison snuck out to go down and have sex. They were interupted by Absilom who was trying to get Allison to kiss him. When she said she would, she actually hung her butt out the window and he kissed it. Disgusted by this, Absalom grabbed a hot iron and came back, and this time he shoved it into Nicholos butt.
Nicholos screamed in pain, which woke up the Carpenter who fell from the celieng and knocked himself out while screaming about a great flood. The villlage came out, heard this, and laughed at the Carpenter. Nicholas and Allison convinced them he was crazy, from then on he was known as the crazy carpenter.