oh shit bruh
Yeah, he's sleeping right now, but what do I do when he wakes up?
Hope he doesn't? I don't know, I'm not a baby expert. Call your mom, dude.
She's gonna be so pissed at me, bro. I can't call her and say, "By the way, we have a baby now."
You're screwed either way. Honesty is the best policy, right? Just tell her the truth.
Holy shit, I'm so fucked. She is honestly gonna kill me for this shit. Come on, give me something.
Maybe you should take care of that first. Call her. Good luck, man, you are gonna need it.
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