I won't, my good man. Say, is that your wife over there?
Don't screw this up, brainiac.
Let me smash?
Bruh y'all are dead.
An Oxford student gets hired by a wealthy yet arrogant carpenter. He has a very sexy 18 year old wife whom the young student falls in love with, and later wants to sleep with.
GROSS! Your ass bout to get burnt, son.
The student begs the young girl to sleep with him, and she agrees only if the wealthy carpenter does not find out. The student creates a plan to convince the carpenter that the town will soon be destroyed by a flood. They create a plan to strap their bathtubs to the roof and swim in them once the flood hits.
HE BURNT MY ASS! WATER! WATER!
The two convince the carpenter of this plan, and he straps his bathtub to the roof of his home while the kids sleep in his bed.
YO WHAT THE HELL, where the water at?
Another student, fawning for the girls affections, comes to the window of the home hoping to get a kiss from her. Instead, she puts her ass in his face as a practical joke, as he could not see her in the darkness.
The passing student then gets a hot iron poker, and prepares to burn her if she parnked him again. He asks for a real kiss, and the Oxford student farts in his face. The second student burns his ass with the poker, and he screams in pain. He yells, "WATER! WATER!"
Hearing the student yell water, the carpenter cuts the ropes and lets the bathtub fall into the flood. He smashes into the floor and breaks his arm. Furious, he yells to the townspeople of the "flood" coming to destroy them, and they are all dumbfounded. The 2 kids act of ignorance, and say that the carpenter has gone mad and hit his head.