A long, long, time a ago a child was born to Queen Clementine of England. His name was Scott, but what nobody knew was that he actually was a Scott! Only the Queen who was brutally raped by Fergus Haddock, a filthy stinking scott.
My dear, if the people ever found out that you were half scottish there would be riots and I would fear your life
Mother, I want to be King!
My son, I am sorry but the rumors you heard were true. You are a scott. Furgus abducted me years back and impregnated me.