Tom Jones a democtratic presedential candididate, contemplates his upcoming debate on gun control, in his 3.6 million dollar house in California.
I don't need to, my argument is simple, America is so safe why would anyone need guns?
Honey, I am so ready for my debate tommorow.
Have you reviewed the material and prepared for the questions?
He will now take questions from the audience. Speak now or forever hold your piece.
Everybody, please welcome the democratic presedential nominee, Tom Jones!!
How can you attempt to deny our rights guaranteed by the second amendment?
Out of nowhere, members of the NRA stampeded in and demanded answers to their questions.
What if an intruder threatens the safety of your family?
Tom Jones was completely embarassed by the NRA, he was left speechless. Soon after,the story spread across the nation like wildfire.
Hello citizens of America, thank you for tuning into fox news.
Today we will be talking about how the NRA, made Tom Jones look like a kindergartener.
Tom Jones became infamous for his terrible performance at the debate, and he quickly lost everything.
Tom, I cant do this anymore. I'm leaving.
With no job, no wife, and no support, Tom Jones plummeted in a downward spiral. Eventually, he became homeless in the California streets, surrounded by violence and danger. He now understands how necessary firearms are to protect oneself in a dangerous ghetto.