It's the Year 2081 and everyone looks the same. They're weren't only equal before God and the law. They were look equal in every which way. Nobody was smarter than anybody else. Nobody was better looking than anybody else. Nobody was stronger or quicker than anybody else.
Don't we all look the same
Oh yes we are
George and Hazel are watching ballet on TV and discuss their son Harrison who's in Jail. They are interrupted by his handicap transmitter while Hazel plays with the idea of becoming handicapper general. Then a news bulletin appears on the TV screen.
Yeah just can't believe it
Look at that lovely ballet dancing on TV....but look harrison is in jail *sigh*
Harrison goes into the theater and declares that he's a new emperor. He removes all of his handicaps, Harrison, and the most beautiful ballerinas then dance while defying gravity. During all the commotion, the TVs are still on.
I AM THE NEW EMPEROR!!!
You are dead now, Harrison Bergeron
The Handicapper General, Diana Moon Glampers, enters the theater and shoots Harrison and his empress dead. She then tells everyone to place their handicaps back on if they don't want to be shot too.