Let's do it I want you for more than a couple of minutes
It's a flood coming. When I yell "Water!", you will hop on the boat and cut the rope so you can be safe from the flood
Ok I guess
Absolon wants to kiss Alison. She plays a joke on him so that she kisses her "ars". Nicholas wants to get in on the joke but when he does it, Absolon's ready for it and he brands his his ars, and he yells...
John hears this and cuts the rope and he falls through the roof and breaks his arm. Everybody comes and mocks him