By order of President Plastic, here is your monthly supply of Cutifilaxin. Inside of this case is surveillance device to ensure you all are taking the correct daily dosage. If you have any questions, contact the FDA.
Mom, does that man look weird to you?
Oh no he totally doesn’t look weird to me! He looks likes one of those celebrity models that everyone wishes they could look like! I think now that everyone is taking the pills, we are going to look very attractive towards everyone.
One month later...
People of America, I come to you with an apology. Cutifilaxin has caused a stand-still in the growth of our population. The population is beginning to decline as fast as the sun can set, the old die off and reproduction is not occurring. These pills have caused every citizen to look the same, thus destroying their attraction towards one another. I hereby demand the recall of all pills as they are dangerous to our society. The FDA will come to you in the upcoming days and collect all of your Cutifilaxin supplements to get destroyed. I am sorry for this unfortunate series of events. We have come up with a less lethal and more effective solution that is proven not to fail. From now on, airbrushing photos of models in any form of media has been banned to celebrate real, raw beauty and diversity.