Hey guys, Its ya boi Georgie here and I am just so glad we're gonna fix that hot mess of the Articles. We could literally get nothing done with it in place. No taxes, no president, the Articles are basically a dumpster fire.
Well first I would like to propose my state's plan. The Virginia Plan. It's pretty fair right guys?
Ha, Boy you thought. So lemme tell ya about MY state's plan. It makes everything equal. Ya know the way it should be.
Okay you two, I have a better plan called the Hamilton Plan. It's smartly named after me because I am in need of attention. Anyway guys, let's go back to where we started. Monarch for life.
Okay how about we solve this one real quick. Senate will be equal and house will be based on population.
Hey! That's not even what we wanted!
Bro just agree so we can move on.
Ha, yea no. How about they don't count at all?
Okay next up is slavery. I think slaves should count as part of the population.
Hey it's Roger here and me and my homie James think that they should at least count as half a person. Wait, maybe less than that. How about 3/5?
Also, if one of our friends escape to the North can we maybe have them back?
Yea sure, whatever what matters is the slave trade. We need to stop it.
What's up guys its James Madison over here and I don't know if you noticed, but that is actually impossible. Maybe we can like, control it.
Wowie look at all those states working together. This means we can actually create a better constitution. It's ya boi Georgie here saying, Goodnight!