John you are adjourned from the classroom for your erratic and illegible handwriting. You are a dissolute person who constantly jeers at people and tantalize them to the point where they feel like an alien.
John sat unflinching while in a terse meeting with the Principal
John you are on the verge of expulsion. Your grades are below mediocre, you do feint and tricky things to your classmates.
You have the opposite of a comely appearance in your classroom. Unless you do something to compensate for your actions you will be kicked out of this school.
Okay I will make a lucrative club that raises money for fodder to support farms and to fortify defense in the US so that no other country can subjugate us.
I will also support clean air because the air is being sullied from bad chemicals.
Lastly I will make sure to spread the word about my awesome club so that the members proliferate.
This sounds like a good club and a good way for you to get back on the right path.