Give me 7 men and 7 women per year to feed to my minotaur, and you will be unharmed. (Minotaur roars in the distance)
Father...it's going to be fine. I can't stand it anymore. These people should not have to die for King Aegeus' stupid beast.Oh, I hope it will be fine. But be careful Theseus. And good luck. Oh, by the way. On your way back from killing the minotaur, change the black sails to white ones. Then I will know if my son made it back to me safely.
Here, even if you defeat the beast, you won't be able to find your way out. Take this to get out safely.Thank you, this will be greatly appreciated.
[Pretend as if this background is the labyrinth]I have come to slay you, beast! HYAH!ROAR!!
[Pretend as if the sails are black]NO! Don't leave me here. WE NEED TO GET MARRIED! THESEUS!!!!I'm sorry, I don't find you very attractive. I don't want to marry you. This is the way it has to be.HELP ME!
The sails are still white. My son has failed and has DIED! THESEUS![Jumps off cliff]Father, NO!!! I'M ALIVE![Theseus is horrified]