My friends, family, and everyone calls me Nohbody.
My name is Polyphemus and Nohbody shall be the last to be eaten how is that for a gift
Odysseus and his men are partying after conquering the locals or so they think.
setting up the plan.
Odysseus and his men flee an ambush by the locals that escaped while they were celebrating but little did they know that they just landed upon the land of the cyclopes.
Escaping the cyclops
Upon meeting the cyclops Odysseus asks for a gift as is common culture to gift those who visit your home where he is from, however the cyclops is not happy about his for his culture does nothing of the sort. The cyclops then eats two of Odysseus' men and introduces himself as Polyphemus, to this Odysseus responds that his name is Nohbody.
The get away.
If anyone asks tell them Odysseus is the one who blinded you and took your sheep
The cyclops drinks just about all of the wine Odysseus and his men were given, and passes out. Odysseus and his men blind the cyclops to allow them to escape but not yet, for there are more cyclopes on the way to check on Polyphemus and Polyphemus says Nohbody is hurting me and the other cyclopes leave.
Odysseus and his men ride out on the cyclops' sheep to escape a=but the cyclops feels the tops of the sheep so Odysseus and his men ride on the bottom of the sheep to avoid detection from the cyclops and manage to escape.
after the men get out by riding on the bottom of the sheep they make a haste getaway to their ship and Odysseus decides to taunt the monster and then Polyphemus almost nails the ship with a boulder and then Odysseus decides its a good idea to taunt Polyphemus again.