I Andrew Jackson, war hero, 13 time champion dualist, and future president here telling you why my presidency is very urgent for the words of the American people!
As you know my dastardly opponents whom are running against me must be stopped immediately!!
My least favorite opponent is Mr John Quincy Adams how could anyone like him!! i mean for starters he is a hollow Earther, if that doesn't make you cringe then you shouldn't be able to vote. He is an arrogant man who cannot talk to the common folk of this great nation. How can we trust someone who cant link with the majority?
'Pink wig thick ass give em whiplash, oh sorry didn't see you there I'm just getting comfortable in my future office. Being an American war hero is serious work, but even we like to have fun. My political opponent on the other hand does not he is a real stick in the mud if you vote for me you vote for a fun president!
Together we can beat this bald, short, non charismatic workaholic fool and claim the presidency! If slaves are an important part of your income then vote for me because Mr Adams Apple opposes them. Don't let this man take away your freedom!
You're a jackass!!! *sobs and so forth*
Based on my heightened sense of nationalism and my desire to work hard and do good for the American common folk I would gladly represent your views on a national level. After all if I can lead thousands of men into combat against the British in New Orleans. I can make sure I am the best representative for our country and its people!!