"No Wonder you got hacked! Get it fixed and I'll tell you how you can avoid getting Hacked again!"
"Dude! I just got hacked! Now I can't access my email!"
" You Idiot! Don't you have any security?"
"Not much to be honest,"
"First, you need to make sure that you have a very hard to hack password, Hackers these days use programs that go through hundreds of basic passwords that people are stupid enough to use, Use capitals,numbers and a 8 letter long password."
"See! Your password could be solved by a hackers program almost Instantly! Now it'll take days to figure it out. Told ya sPoNGe8O8pAtr1CK was a great password!"
"I also downloaded a ANTIVIRUS sotfware so you won't get any viruses!"
"Hey Tom! I just took a selfie of myself after work and posted it on Instagram!"
"You idiot! Take it off! You're revealing PERSONAL INFO! Hackers can use it to track you down and hack you! People can see where you work and next thing you know it KACHING all of your money GONE!"
"There! Make sure to never post anything that reveals ANYTHING about you!" "You're lucky I'm your only friend on Facebook,"
"Make sure you don't click on any websites sent to you by unknown people, also check if it is legit or not."
"Thank God You were here Tom, My computer is now Safer than ever!"
"You're Welcome Frank!" "Frank? Have you ever had a dog and a Cat?"