My new business making custom bikes for people has gotten more attention than I expected. I would like to grow, but I don't have the money to do it. Maybe I could find someone willing to invest in my business.
... and the growing demand of my custom bikes is proof of their future success. It would be a worthwhile investment of your money.
As an experienced investor who knows when he has struck gold, you have my $5,000 and my full support.
CERTIFICATION OF STOCK HUGHES BICYCLE COMPANY IF YOU ARE READING THIS FINE PRINT, PLEASE STOP. NO, SERIOUSLY, PLEASE STOP. YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME ON A FAKE STOCK CERTIFICATE WORTH NOTHING. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO GAIN FROM READING ALL OF THIS, A GREATER UNDERSTANDING OF THE UNIVERSE? PLEASE STOP ALREADY. IF YOU CARE THIS MUCH TO READ THIS THEN WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING, ANALYZE THE FINE PRINT OF EVERYTHING? NO OFFENSE BUT THAT IS A PRETTY LAME JOB, SO PLEASE STOP READING THIS ALREADY. THANK YOU. FOUNDER'S SIGNATURE: Jane Hughes
I've been wanting to grow my business for a while actually. I just never had the money to do it until now.
I heard you're building a bicycle plant here. This town has been needing one for a while. I'm glad to see that the need is finally being met.
At the investors' meeting...
We choose to elect, as the president of Hughes Bicycle Company, Jane Hughes, the founder of this company.
Hughes Bicycle Company Investors' Meeting -Distribute real stock certificates -Discuss stockholder privileges -Elect board of directors and company president -Discuss dividends and other important stock stuff -Fire whoever thought it would be a good idea to write the word "stuff" on the board
And so the quest for world domination begins...
Now that I have a new bicycle factory, thanks to my investors, I can make more bikes to serve more people, which means more profits, which means I can grow even more and gain even more profits in order to grow even more until my bicycle empire covers the entire world.