Welcome to the annual lottery! As you all know, we hold this lottery to decide who will be president for the next year. You also know that I, the president from last year hosts the lottery so they are not chosen again. Also, you know that this is a final decision and you can't leave this job
May I have everyone that meets the requirements: you must be 35 years of age, live here for 14 years and be a "natural born citizen," May I have them come up and draw from the box?
I meet those requirements!
So do I...
And the winner is...
Square! Who has the ticket with a square on it?
No! No No No!
Why do we have this stupid lottery? Why did I have to win?