Hello Mr. Schwantz. So I wanted to pitch an idea to you. Get this... Sombombo. A company that sells the most luxurious sombreros. I also found the perfect place to sell them. It's a place called Mexico. It's pretty close too, just under the United States. It's also pretty warm there due to their spring-like weather.
There president is a guy named Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador, he has the most Mexican name ever. He governs 129.2 million people using the Federal Republic type of government. Their overall life expectancy is 77.5 years; which, is 1.2 years lower than America's is. Obviously, the majority of their population speaks Spanish, but some do speak English and another weird language called Nahuati.
They celebrate some pretty cool holidays too. Such as Christmas, Revolution day, and Day of the Dead. They import a lot of mechanical stuff, plastics, oil, plastics, and steel. They export vehicles, medical apparatus, and precious materials.
Mexico has an inflation rate of 3%. Their exchange rate is 1 Mexican Peso equals 0.052 US dollar. Their labor force is 58, 072, 554. They natural resources like petroleum, silver, copper, salt, fluorspar, iron, manganese, sulfur, phosphate, zinc, tungsten, molybdenum, mercury gold, and gypsum.