We will fill the cyclops with wine and then blind him!
"In the next land we found were Cyclopes, giants, louts,with out a law to bless them."
NOW, lets spear his eye.
"As we rowed on place, and nearer to the mainland, at one end of the bay, we saw a cavern yawning above the water, screened with laurel, and many rams and goats about the the place inside a sheepfold made from slabs of stone earthfast between tall trunks of pine and rugged towering oak trees."
"Now I chopped out a six foot section of this pole and set it down before my men, who scraped and when they had it smooth, I hewed again to make a stake with pointed end. I held this in the fires heart and turned it, toughening it, then hid it." "Three bowls I brought him, and he poured them down."
The cocky man!!!!
"Now, by the gods, I drove my big hand spike deep in the embers, charring it again, and cheered my men along with battle talk to keep their courage up: no quitting now." "Straight forward they sprinted, lifted it, and rammed it deep in his crater eye, and I leaned on it turning it."
"as we ran in we saw the squadron waiting, the trim ships drawn up side by side, and all our troubled friends who waited, seaward."
"if any mortal man inquire how you were put to shame and blinded, tell him Oddyseus, raider of all cities, took your eye."
Who ever asks you about your eye tell them is was the one and only Oddysseus.