Breaking news! The United States Army Corps, along with numerous other branches have just started marching through the streets! The government has been completely silent, and they are even taking outdated WWII tanks such as the M4A1, M3A1, and M3 out of musemes and putting them back into service!
Why is the army mobilizing? Oh, it's 5 o'clock, I can go home now!
Load a rocket!
Come to the radio station for negotiation!
Radio is connected to his car.
Here, the president's on the phone!
Delete all of your Holes comics and tell the world to do so, we are going to broadcast you live.