I've done many atrocities and that's why I'm in this prison cell but that isn't important. Let me tell you a story that you may not believe.
Since my wife and I loved animals, we had a good amount of them. We had birds, a goldfish, rabbits, a great dog, a small monkey, and a jet black cat.
After a while, Pluto, the black cat, started growing away from me. So one night after coming home from a rough night of drinking, I tried to grab Pluto but he bit me. In anger and because I was drunk I gauged one of Pluto's eyes out of its socket!
Since Pluto started running away in fear every time he saw me, I turned from upset to angry and raging. The anger and rage made me want to hurt the cat more, so I did. I tied a noose and hung Pluto.
That night the sound of fire awoke me. When I opened my eyes I saw my curtains were on fire so I woke up my wife and we ran outside and watched the fire burn down our house. Everything was gone except for one wall. The one wall had a stain which looked like a cat. Then we saw Pluto with a white ring around his neck.
I went to murder Pluto with an axe but my wife held up her arm and stopped me. In anger that she had stopped me, I put the tip of the axe in her brain.