It was lab day in science class for Jeffrey and his friend Andrew. At the beginning of class, Mrs. Williams went over all the lab safety rules and emphasized the second rule, "Conduct yourself in a responsible manner at all times in any laboratory situation," while looking at Andrew and Jeffrey.
Be quiet, weirdo!
Your mom's a weirdo!!
Jeffrey and Andrew got paired up for the experiment. Instead of following the directions given, they started play fighting and joking on each other.
You hit like my sister!
You were born on a highway because that's where accidents happen!
BOYS, STOP PLAYING!! YOU ARE GOING TO KNOCK THE...
Boys, you are both getting one week of detention for causing this mess and not following the rules!
And That Is Why You Follow Every Lab Safety Rule, And Most Importantly Rule Number 2!