He had remembered it all: Deodorant, fresh clothes, and money to pay the tab. This date was going to be a success. Soon Emily would be going steady with him.
Just as it was his turn to speak, Jacob remembered that he had forgotten one crucial thing... To brush his teeth! He couldn't impress the girl of his dreams with this kind of breath. What was he going to do?
Orbit Saves the Day
Then out of nowhere, like a beam from heaven she came. The lady from the Orbit gum commercials...
All is Well
Well it all started when I was 6...
Out of the pockets of her skintight dress she pulled pack after pack of gum. Jacob furiously stuffed as much gum as he could fit into his mouth. Anything to counter the awful breath he currently sported.
Once he had chewed every last piece, his breath was tolerable to the mortal man once more. Back to the date for him.
With the situation in his mouth fixed, Jacob was free to unload all of his childhood trauma onto his unsuspecting date. This one was going to be the one, he could just tell. Thanks, Orbit!