"I think you already ordered enough satire for today!" said Kyla, in a monotone voice. "Take me home so I can finish my symbolism project. I need to figure out what the "A" stands for in the "Scarlet Letter"."
"I think I might do a soliloquy at the beginning so the audience can hear my thoughts on the topic."
"That sounds like a good idea. I'm sure you'll get an A! But by the way, i'm sorry about what happened back at the restaurant, I was just trying to lighten the mood."