Hey son, make sure you don't do anything dumb on there, and definitely don't download anything. im going to the bathroom
yes dad I know
OMG, look at this AD. Earn 1 million pounds if you download this app. Hell yeah I will
OH god it stinks, what have you been doing
AAH! dad knock first, I dropped my phone in the toilet. good thing my case is fully waterproof
what have I told you about downloading things on the internet. you might get a VIRUS! AND WHY IS YOUR PHONE IN THE TOILET
well I got this message where you get bare p if you download an app. so I downloaded it, your welcome.
see I told you. you never listen to what I say. now your phone wont work, it has a mind of its own and who know what else might happen. your not getting another phone until you learn your lesson and your sixteen
wait my phone doesn't work. I cant control it. and all the apps have a scary bacteria monster. AAHH!
HMPH! serves you right. now maybe even information on your phone could have been taken and know he know so many things about us.
NOO DADDY FLEAASE. AHEAHE. I NEED A NEW SONE. I SAHE CANT BIVE WIVOUT ITT