So I am totally going to this "coming out party" tomorrow and it's going to be totes fun!
Wow, Meg! You look hot! And those Spanx are doing your body wonders! My makeup assistant did such a good job contouring your face.
Hmm..but all the girls there are so fancy. They all have Louie Vitton bags and Jimmy Choo shoes!
Don't be silly. I don't care about those things.
If you say so Meg...
Oh my, Sally Moffat, I can't believe you are eating before your party! I haven't eaten a carb for weeks! But anyways Meg, I want to let you borrow my Chanel dress and have you take off that Forever 21 thing
Ok but I don't really like to support companies that outsource their labor...
Thanks! I can't believe the attention I am getting...but this is not the real me, everything about me is fake. How can a boy like me for me?
Meg, everyone here is fake! All the girls here have had their entire faces done, their hair is dyed with extensions; Spanx and WonderBras are holding them in and up; and we all have a ton of makeup and false lashes on. That's normal!
Oh, no! I don't want to turn into just another Barbie like everyone else.
I am so happy you took off all that makeup and that couture dress. I like you for you and think you are beautiful just as you are.
Thanks, Laurie. I realized that I don't like all that fake stuff and that its just not me. My $19.99 dress and Lipsmackers chapstick is enough.