AAACCCHOOOO!! Man this itch in my nose is awful.
I wish I had something other then these nubs on my hands to itch my nose...
I HAVE AN IDEA!!!
This story begins when a man named Charlie had an itch on the inside of his nose that kept making him sneeze. Then he realized that he only has short and chubby nubs and couldn't itch his nose because his nubs were too short and chubby.
Fingers: helping you itch your nose. How to fix this??
sew clay on your nubs....
The problem is that Charlie didn't have something on his hands that were long enough and skinny enough to fit up his nose to scratch his itch. So Charlie was always sneezing and couldn't find a way to solve this problem.
I DONT HAVE NUBS ANYMORE!!!!
The next thing that happens is Charlie started playing with some clay and made a long skinny object the size of nostrils.
FINGERS FOR SALEEE!!!!!!
I'm going to get my fingers.
Then Charlie started testing it on him by connecting it on to his nubs so that the issue of having a itch in his nose that kept making him sneeze would stop.
After that Charlie sewed the long pieces of clay to his nubs
Charlie realized the creation was a success he named these clay objects fingers. Once everyone realized how useful these fingers were and how convenient they were for everyone people got them sewed on to their nubs. This made Charlie very rich and successful in life.