Dad and Joey and Rufus and me started driving all over Flint buying stuff for the Brown Bomber.
We stopped at Genesee Junkyard and bought a new antenna for the radio and four new used tires.
I love it
Then we stopped at Mr. Biller's Garage and had the tires put on the car.
DO not tell your mom!
Then we washed and waxed the Brown Bomber.When Byron walked by while we were working on it he said, "Y'all done real good. It still looks like a turd on wheels, but I gotta admit, now it looks like a polished turd."
You have to honor of putting what's inside of it on."Rufus popped the trunk open and Joey took a small paper bag .She turned her back to everyone and looked inside"oh,Daddy,I love it" Joey pulled her hand out of the bag and said,"It's a smelly green pine tree!"
When Dad finished he asked me,"You too old for a little Old Spice?"He slapped the cologne on me and said, ''I don't want mother to know I put this aftershave on you. What with you smelling so good and this new mustache coming out I don't her blaming me when all these little girls start attacking you.