It was a bright and beautiful morning in the small, 18th century town of Pantug. Brad and Taylor had just awoken from a deep slumber. Brad was ready for the day, he had all of their plans in order. Today was the big day, the day of their big adventure.....now, time to drag Taylor out of bed.
It was a long ride on the ole' Timbuckery Trolley, but it was worth it. The two were off to go find treasure...the treasure of friendship that is.
They hit quite the speed bump when the ole' Timbuckery Trolley broke down in Artickcle Town. It was getting dark and they could hear howling in the distance, so they quickly built an igloo. Brad climbed on top to get an arial view to look for help while Taylor sat and drew an obscure painting on the side of their new home.
After days of walking they finally reached water. In the distance they saw a boat approaching! They flailed their extremities until the boat came to them. Unfortunately, they were all pirates... attractive male pirates. Except they were all gay. And they thought Taylor was a witch. Walk the plank! Brad can hang tho.
The pirates told Brad of their plans to find an old hidden treasure worth tens of dollars. They sailed the sea and searched the land trying to find this treasure. Brad was starting to miss Taylor, but that was the past. He couldn't go back. He had to get the treasure and get home. Taylor was far gone...or was she?
Weeks went by searching for the hidden treasure when finally Brad and the pirates came across an old, hidden cave. They sailed in and found piles and piles of gold!! Too bad that on Taylor's long swim to safety, she came across it first and made some friends along the way. So much for friendship...bye-bye Brad.