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  • “Do you ever feel like life is just too much to handle sometimes? And do you ever feel like sometimes you just want to sit down, have a nice cup of cocoa, and take a load off? Well now you can with the new Self-Stirring Coffee Mug!"
  • "Life is hard as a privileged American. The things we have to go through in our cushioned lives should not be experienced by anyone. Sometimes it becomes too much of a burden to do everything ourselves. People just don’t understand how much effort we actually have to put into the things we do daily. But now, the Self-Stirring Mug can relieve some of that stress. "
  • "How hard does a person have to work to have a decent cup of cocoa? First you have to heat up the water in the coffee maker. After half of a lifetime has passed, drip by drip, your water is heated. Now you need to pour in your artificially flavored and processed cocoa mix."
  • "Finding a spoon to stir your warm beverage can be such a hassle! Once you find the spoon you actually have to put effort into stirring your drink. Eventually your wrist starts to hurt and you end up making a complete mess!"
  • "But, with the Self Stirring Mug, you can take all those worries away. Just simply press the button located on the top of the handle and then enjoy your beverage! No wrist pain, no spoon, no mess….NO WAY! The Self Stirring Mug is sure to take away all of the stress and pain of making a good cup of cocoa."
  • "And, once again, we, Americans, have found a way to make a task so hard into something doable. “One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind!” Order your Self Stirring Mug, today for the low price of $14.99!"
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