Hey guys,it's Swan here and I wanted to tell you about my life.I love to eat,I live in Obese County, and once use to love basketball but after my injury,that love stopped.One of the greatest times of my life was when I ate 25 Big Macs in one sitting.That was true talent and I felt great after that delicious meal.
I was once a monster on that basketball court but then a injury occurred.My life changed after the injury occurred and I became an eating machine.All I do is eat and eat and now,I am around 280 pounds.
I have finally gotten off my couch and I am ready to become a skinny child once again.As you can see,I'm on this court and I'm ready to eat on the competition.Man,I just love food so much.I can't wait to eat after this tryout.I really want a Big Mac after this.
Yes,this is just my lucky day.I wanted a Big Mac and look what I found the ground.I feel so happy right now,I can't even explain my emotions.I'm about to take my first bite.Oh my god,this Big Mac is so good.This is probably the best Big Mac I have ever had due to this great kick at the end.
We miss Thomas so much.We really wish he was here and in honor,we have created the Fat Man's Burger.We really wish Thomas was here to witness the opening but he is not.From the opening of the restaurant,we have made so much money.It is unreal,we are swimming in money.