The introduction to Jordan Belfort's life.
In addition to Naomi and my two perfect kids, I own a mansion, private jet, six cars, three horses, two vacation homes, and a 170 foot yacht.
Oh yeah, and I love drugs.
I also gamble like a degenerate, drink like a fish, fuck hookers maybe five times a week and have three different federal agencies looking to indict me.
Pull up! Jesus We're gonna crash!
Check this out-- Despite my completely fucked up state, I could fly straight while still seeing two of everything.
Yes, on a daily basis I take enough drugs to sedate greater Long Island.
I take Quaaludes for my back, fifteen to twenty a day. I use Xanax to stay focused, ambien to sleep, pot to mellow out, cocaine to wake up and morphine because it's awesome.
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