My pleasure, King Alcinous! I am Laertes' son from my home in Ithaca where i have trained to become a warrior. We won the Trojan war by using the Trojan Horse trick.
Hello Odysseus! Would you please tell us all about your journey from Troy?
Our first challenge was on The Land Of The Lotus Eaters where we were greeted and welcomed to eat a feast with them.
Where of course my men didn't listen to me and ate the sacred flower called the Lotus Flower which makes them have effects that make them never want to leave.
Our next challenge was at Cyclops island. Where the son of Poseidon, Cyclops, lived and raised his sheep.
We landed and found a cave in which we sat built a fire and ate some of the food around us. But, as sooner than we thought Cyclops came in and was furious and ended up eating one of my men.
AHHHHHHH! Nobody has taken my eye!
My name is Odysseus!
Our third challenge involved the Witch Circe. She welcomed us to a feast but as i expected she put her own "special touch" in which drugged my men AGAIN when I said not to eat anything but you know they don't listen ever.
HA! now you must stay my love for 7 years!
Then I went to the Land of The Dead where I met Tiresias and he geave me some wise advise.
I predict 6 of your men will die and only a few will survive.
This ext stop was where I lost my 6 men. All because Scylla ate them.