Waiter: Hello, my name is Amy. I will be your server today! What would you like to drink? Mike: Fruit punch, please! Mom: I'll have a water.
Mike: Thank you! That's what I call fast service! Waiter: I try to serve all my customers quickly. Sounds like you have an accent. Where are you from young man?
Mike: I'm from Iowa. We just moved here to South Carolina. Waiter: Iowa? Oh! That's where they grow potatoes! Mike: No! Idaho is where potatoes are grown. Iowa is where I'm from. Waiter: Right! You did say Ohio. Sorry! Mike: No. I said Iowa.
Waiter: Wow. There are black people in Iowa? Must not be any left now that you guys have moved here!
Waiter: WAIT! No tip? Mom: Yes. Here's a tip! Educate yourself on diversity in America. Mike: ...so I guess it's McDonald's tonight, right?