I say we take Mr. Dorset's kid for ransom and and force him to pay 2000 dollars for our scheme.
How about I give you a nice ride and some candy kid.
I'm going to start calling you Hank the Trapper and Snake Eye, the Spy.
Dear Ebenezer Dorset, We have your boy concealed far from Summit. You can have him restored on these demands: two thousand dollars in bills, at midnight, and same mailbox as your reply. If you fail to comply, you may never see your son again. These terms are final and if you do not accede to them, no further communication will be attempted. -Two Desperate Men
Dear Two Desperate Men, I have received your letter by post, in regard to the ransom of my son. You seem high in demands so I propose a counterproposition, which I believe you will accept. Bring Johnny home and pay me two hundred and fifty dollars, and I will take him off your hands. Come at night so the neighbors do not suspect anything. -Ebenezer Dorset