Mr. Ian McKellen you have been charged with attempted robbery and alleged witchcraft. What do you plea?
Do you swear to tell the truth, the hole truth and nothing but the truth
I arrived at home after a Saturday night out with the boys when i noticed the lights where on and my front door was open and the accused was wildly dancing around holding a fruit bowl and a large bag of all my valuables .
as soon as he saw me he snapped his fingers and said "alakazam i am invisible" and promptly walked out my door.
Yes your honor, there are multiple photographs along with a video of the suspect