THE ORIGINS OF: FOOD GIRL A HIGH SCHOOL JUNIOR WITH A PASSION FOR FIGHTING EVIL AND CURING BOREDOM THROUGH THE POWER OF TREATS PAYSON, WEST VIRGINIA, 1998
Food Girl sits and enjoys a meal with her pet, and only friend, Harvey. She counts down the minutes until school is over and she can go home and eat again.
Harvey, you're looking very shiny today!
4th period is the hardest class of all for Food Girl, because nobody brings snacks. She doesn't understand how a bunch of honors students could be so foolish!!!
C! Because all dogs really do go to heaven.
Food Girl walks home and ponders on the ways she can make school more bearable for every one when SUDDENLY she has an idea
If I bring all of this food to my honors class, maybe they'll catch on and everyone will start bringing snacks! What do you think, Harvey?
Food Girl saves the day with savory treats!!! Because of her efforts, she also makes a new best friend, and, just like anyone else who brings snacks to an honors class, will have good luck for 9 years.