*A villain that is hither came in spite to scorn at our solemnity this night!*
An *Antagonist*, you are! *God shall mend my soul, you'll make a mutiny among my guests! You are a saucy boy, indeed!* Be gone, Tybalt! Thous chaos has no place here!
Meanwhile... inside Tybalt's mind...
A cousin turned foe. Now, desperate to throw a blow. How dare thee taketh thys striking saint? Romeo wast mine own undying passion, anon thee has't taken the salt from the flote and the soil upon the Earth! Releave thy from thou ghastly spell, witch! Prepare to square! I shall heave the gorge on thy livings, naughty mushrump Juliet!
*What mannerly devotion shows in this!?* Who art thou? A gleek perhaps sir?
Oh fair maiden! Alloweth me to kiss thee! Alloweth us to haply rush into marriage! F'r thy beauty is toovast to waist the clock!