Valorous sir, I pray yond thou art joking! BLEH GROSS! *You kiss by the book!*
Ay, sweet adornment, thine dateless love, alloweth a kiss begged upon by the stars!
Oh, Lord! I pray thee dast not genuinely adore me, f'r I love Paris, a man of most wondrous virtue! Thee couldst not compare to Paris if't be true thee hath tried, sorrowful knave! Thou art just much too desperate!
Juliet, alloweth this beest a plethora of lies! F'r I cannot imagine my world not knowing thee these past moments!
Juliet! *Your mother craves a word with you!*
I must go,Nurse is calling for me! Whew, thank god!
Oh what is the meaning of life without Juliet!? My whole life, my eternal love!