Lauren Randall 1st
I chose the story of when Odysseus arrives in Ithica disguised as an old man, and sees suitors fighting for the hand of his wife in a battle of bow and arrow. He enters and wins, then kills all the suitors to win back Penelope with the help of his son Telemachus.
Whoever fires this arrow perfectly through the axes will be my husband
This is dumb! It's just a bow and arrow!
Let an old man have his turn!
Okay, but we'll laugh the whole time
I am Telemachus, son of Odysseus
I have fooled you! I am King, and you will be punished for stealing my wife!
You must all die!!!
We will fight back!
All the suitors are dead, and my husband is home! YAY!