Hi! I'm Responsible Buyer Reagan! Would it be alright if I tell you why I am so responsible?
One of my superpowers is to know whether or not one of the companies our company buys from is being socially responsible. Our company needs raw materials like grains and fresh vegetables and fruits so I need to make sure that the farms we buy from are being responsible.
DONATE TO WORTHY CAUSES!!
When I know that a place where we are getting materials from is being irresponsible, I make sure to inform the public and to inform the place of ways to be more socially responsible.
TREAT YOUR EMPLOYEES FAIRLY AND KINDLY!!
USE ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY ENERGY TO POWER YOUR FACTORIES AND LOCATIONS!
Wait, wait, wait..... Before you buy that for our company to use- I think they are overcharging you! The average price for a computer is usually only 8 or 900 dollars, not 5,000,000!
That is another one of my powers! I already know the average prices of almost everything and so I automatically know when a company is overcharging! I also know when one of my colleagues or I are about to buy something that we are being overcharged on and I can warn against buying it!
Average price of a Basil Plant- 5- 10 dollars!
Well, I am off! I see one of my employees trying to buy an overpriced item from a non-socially responsible company!!!