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- A cruise, hooray!!
- You get a cruise! YOU get a cruise! And you ALSO GET A CRUISE!!
- I'd like the boat to stay in warm water locations, please.
- Aye, aye! No problem!
- St. Barts
- Jamaica
- Bahamas
- Oprah decides to throw a party on a yacht & invites her closest friends on a 7-day Caribbean cruise.
- Yaaaaaay!
- Oooh ooh ooooo...
- She hires a charter company to provide an experienced captain and crew.
- What is going on here?!
- UGH! I'm going to be seasick!
- Keep her steady!
- The contract states that the yacht is to set sail from Miami and “remain in the warm waters of the Caribbean”, stopping in the Bahamas, Turks & Caicos, Jamaica, St. Barts and the Cayman Islands.
- This was the WORST cruise in the history of cruises!
- Oprah enters into a contract with Beyoncé to provide entertainment during the voyage. Beyoncé failed to show up so Oprah agreed to a last minute contract with Mariah Carey, who was already planning to be on the cruise. Upset at being 2nd choice, Mariah agreed to sing only 4 songs total.
- The yacht’s crew becomes lost during the cruise and steers the boat into the middle of the Atlantic where water is much rougher and the temperatures are significantly colder.
- The cruise lasts for only 3 days, docking once in the Bahamas before returning to Miami.
