You get a cruise! YOU get a cruise! And you ALSO GET A CRUISE!!
I'd like the boat to stay in warm water locations, please.
Aye, aye! No problem!
St. Barts
Jamaica
Bahamas
Oprah decides to throw a party on a yacht & invites her closest friends on a 7-day Caribbean cruise.
Yaaaaaay!
Oooh ooh ooooo...
She hires a charter company to provide an experienced captain and crew.
What is going on here?!
UGH! I'm going to be seasick!
Keep her steady!
The contract states that the yacht is to set sail from Miami and “remain in the warm waters of the Caribbean”, stopping in the Bahamas, Turks & Caicos, Jamaica, St. Barts and the Cayman Islands.
This was the WORST cruise in the history of cruises!
Oprah enters into a contract with Beyoncé to provide entertainment during the voyage. Beyoncé failed to show up so Oprah agreed to a last minute contract with Mariah Carey, who was already planning to be on the cruise. Upset at being 2nd choice, Mariah agreed to sing only 4 songs total.
The yacht’s crew becomes lost during the cruise and steers the boat into the middle of the Atlantic where water is much rougher and the temperatures are significantly colder.
The cruise lasts for only 3 days, docking once in the Bahamas before returning to Miami.
