A blast from the past mmmhm
Colomboi and gandoof go back in time to when columboi was sailing with americano. Ther Chrisiboi tells us what actually happened on October 12th 1449
Oh, hi Christopher Columbus. What are you doing here dead boi?
OOGA BOOGA, ITS DIA DE LA RAZA.
Oh look there is a big boi island off in the distance! Do you see that Columbi poo!
Well ya see Gandalf it all started when we went to modern day Puerto Rico. We were scouting out a landmass as you now know as Brazil.
Why good golly my jolly fellow i do see that landmass in the distance.
2nd: Yeah probably because you were never the first person to step on American soils, it was actually Americo Vespucci who discovered the Americas. Hence the name South America.
The name Columbus day is actually kinda a ruse because it isnt based off of Christopher Columbus, its based off of the discoveries that resulted from his journey.
1st: Wait a second this isn't South America...
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