We're just some totally normal twenty year olds teenagers living a totally normal life!
Subplot 1: The beanie guy is (in case you haven't noticed) weird. He's a weirdo. He doesn't fit in, and he doesn't want to fit in. He's also in a gang (?)
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Unfortunately, we secretly hate each other for some reason.
I exist!
We must figure out who did it, even if we break the law, because as long as I'm hot we don't need a realistic plot.
We must figure out who did it as a crime solving team, even if we break the law, because as long as I'm hot we don't need a realistic plot.
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Oh no! Someone was murdered!
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Subplot 2: The dead guy has an abused b****y sister and a sketchy family.
Subplot 2: The dead guy has an abused b****y sister and a sketchy family.
Oh no! Someone was murdered!
I'm emotionally traumatized by my brother's death.
I'm black for diversity.
We must find the killer. Even if it means obstructing justice and putting ourselves at risk.
Murder Mysteries
Subplot 3: The beanie guy and blonde girl are dating.
Riverdale High
I'm gay for diversity.
Oh no! The dead kid's dad hung himself and is also a drug lord! Also, our friend group is breaking up!
Subplot 4: The redhead and blue-dress girl are dating, but the blue-dress girl's drug dealing dad is back from prison and doesn't like her dating.
We also have an explicit scene even though we're supposed to be 14-15, for some reason.
Incompetent Police.
Subplot 5: The sheriff is dating the black girls mom who is also the mayor now (?)
We solved the murder. (The dead kids shady dad did it). Now we are giving the information to the sheriff who hasn't done anything the entire show.
We've talked through our differences and we're all friends now!
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Subplot 6: The gang that the beanie kid is in has been transferred into Riverdale High because they stretched this show into 2 more seasons.
We're also friends with the dead kids sister, for some reason.