dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because the genius in the dumb track suit has soemthing to tell you all
So y'all know how I'm a raging alcoholic?
Of course we know we live with you. We've all had to deal with your drunken garbage
well ya boy got himself some good ol' throat cancer
OF COURSE YOU DID! DID YOU EVER THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES THIS BULL%$*# WILL HAVE ON OUR FAMILY? HOW MUCH MONEY IT WILL COST? WE CAN BARELY AFFORD TO EAT WITH ALL OF YOUR DRINKING, AND NOW WE HAVE TO PAY FOR TREATMENTS FOR YOU TOO? DID YOU EVEN THINK OF THIS WHEN YOU DECIDED TO DRINK A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS A DAY? QUIT SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT FOR ONCE!
Drink responsibly . Before its too late.
I'm sorry. I guess I never knew Alcohol had negative effects. I'm having a hard time processing the whole ordeal to be honest. I just thought it was some thing to me you cooler, and relaxed and stuff. Like the advertisements, ya know? I never knew it would cause THIS. I'm really sorry guys.