Once upon a time there was a man with his pennies sticking out. wait that is wrong there is more! A lady was having dinner with a new husband but she realized he was not the right one!! While this was happening there was a wrobber easdropping nearby!
Once the lady got home she kissed a hideous large green gerbil (I know she's a slut)
She went in to her home and saw the robber standing there and was totally over it so she asked he I she wanted a drink she said yes
I had chicken for lunch
Then the gerbil walked in and diariaed on her new carpet because he was jelly of the robber because he thought they were in love