There was once a girl, a very good girl. She had metals for being such a good girl. She did her work and ate her milk pudding.
Was she pretty? What color was her hair? What was she wearing?
She was such a good girl the prince even let her in his park! She promised her aunt that she wouldn't pick any flowers. But there weren't any to pick anyways.
Th prince did have pigs in the park! they roamed around freely, playing. "What color were the pigs?" Oh they were black and white, white and black, and many more colors.
But just then, a big bad wolf sneaked into the park. "What color was the wolf?" He was mud color with a black tongue!!
The girl seen that the wolf was trying to eat the pigs. So, she hid them behind a myrtle bush where the wolf couldn't see. As the pigs escaped the wolf got the little girl! All that was left was her metals and her clothes.
I kept them quiet for ten minutes, that's more than you've accomplished this whole time.
"That was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard!" "That story was so great!"
WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU COULD'VE RUINED THEIR CHILDHOOD!