We will now proclaim our daughter wedded to Sir Hubert the Huge
(Hoarse Whisper) Princess EmmaJean, SMILE! It's your wedding day!
UGH! HE"S SO...
MOTHER! I DO NOT WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS WEDDING! HE'S BIG AND SMELLS LIKE ROTTING CHEESE!
You DO NOT TALK TO YOUR MOTHER IN THAT TONE! Rude little brat!
NOOOO! I WAS SOOO CLOSE TO BECOMING KING OF RABAVILLE!
Hey Princess! I'm Ralph! My evil uncle Hubert the Huge has an evil plan to become king and take you hostage! He wants to force you to marry him and then become king! Then he will kill you! Sorry I had to knock you out then take you to this dump, my home.
Sorry, but we must go into town and hide you! First, lets go to the seamstress to get you some clothes that will disguise you!
WHAT? I want to go HOME! WAH-HAW-HA
AHHH! Hallo Ralphie! Is this your wife? Lovely thing she is!