John Garfunkle Fluffles II was a Prince of the Tommunist Sovereignty that was destined to cause the worst disaster to ever occur. This fate was forgotten and thought to be false due to the good that Garfunkle did during the Great Game Night War, where he defeated the Yhatzee Paparazzi and saved the Cucumbaryan people from slavery,
You are here today under the accusation of murder and inflicting misfortune on this nation. How do you plea?
Garfunkle decides to watch a children's play, because he is the prince and he does what he wants. He was not aware of the play's subject, which was his defeat of the Yhatzee Paparazzi, so whenever the play started and he saw the actor playing the general, he panicked an killed the old man, who in his dying breath cursed the Tommunist Sovereignty to 1,000 years of plagues.
As time went on, the people started to blame the plague on the leadership from Garfunkel and the incident, which led to questioning from the populous if he was a good leader or not
Garfunkle was brought to questioning, where he had realized that he was the reason for this curse, as he killed the old man. He felt remorse, and he pleaded guilty, so he could retain whatever honor he had left.
Receiving the death sentence, Garfunkel sat contemplating his decisions. He felt shame and regret for killing the man, and cursing his stupidity for getting him in this position.
Well, this is my fault. Might as well die stupidly as I lived. I hate Mondays.
When the time came, he was given the option to chose his method of execution. He decided to go out in a memorable fashion, and chose to be strapped into a kaiak without an oar, and sent down a the Niagara Falls.