It sure is difficult to be a worker in the kingdoms' forges, you must have nimble hands
If you smash your hand much pain will emanate from it and you will have to amputate it yourself.
It is not a very hospitable place, and some of the hooligans around here are in a precarious situation due to a lack of safe behavior
If you mess up the king will throw you down a treacherous abyss. even if you flail you will fall down this hole and if you survive you will starve in the catacombs down there. On our breaks we are often mesmerized with the thought of being a spectator to a banishment
If I were ever about to be banished I would tell a story to create a diversion and while the guard was speculating about some random detail I would...