Yes Tony, as your beautiful babe I'd love to get a milkshake with you.
NO. Riley, you're acting like a two-year-old. Haven't you realized that you"re an ugly hag? I wanna become friends with Jenna, who is mature and intelligent.
At this point, I almost fainted. Tony had decided that I was better than Riley? She was clearly more popular... but with who? Riley was now quite desperate, and pushed Tony down and jumped onto him. I had to save Tony!
Riley! Get off him!
What's happening here, ladies?
Ma'am, Riley here just pu-
OMG! Tony just tried to assault me! He pulled me down onto the bench!
Ma'am! Riley was the one who pushed Tony down and tried to assault him!
Come on miss! Jenna's right! Riley's fake crying! Or she's crying from happiness!
Tony Hansum! DOUBLE DETENTION!
CLAP! CLAP! THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD, THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD! CLAP! CLAP!